Retro Cocktail Party

Travel back in time to mix up some old-school drinks and nibble on appetizers from yesteryear...

Octopus Anyone?

Lardo, blood sausage, and other slithery succulents await in a former mental hospital...

Here Piggy Piggy Piggy

Austin serves up chicken and waffles, breakfast tacos, and more goodness at Bacon Restaurant...

Weeknight French Affair

SheFed heats up the Le Creuset to recreate a traditional coq au vin recipe...

Something's Fishy

Just because a restaurant is well reviewed and priced to break the bank doesn't guarantee a good time...

Marco

(Grand Rapids, MI) Quite a few years ago, when we first moved to Grand Rapids, I had lunch with a friend at a little place called Marco New American Bistro. It was unassuming, quaint, and oddly situated at the back of a 7-Eleven. The food, however, seemed top-notch...from what I could remember. So when Juliet and I needed a place for dinner before doing some grocery shopping, Marco immediately popped to mind. It was high time to see if reality would live up to memory...



He Fed:
It is not a very nice January evening, cold creeping wet and slushy as we make our way, arm-in-arm, to the front entrance to Marco. We arrive before 6pm but already there are many cars in the lot; early-birders, no doubt, seeking nourishment before darkness descends entirely. We are greeted by a cheerful but business-like woman who quickly checks then informs us there is one table left in the dining room, unless we'd rather sit in the bar area? I am fearful of that cold following us through the nearby entryway, so opt for seating deeper within the building. As it turns out, our table in the far corner is also prone to random breezes (mostly from scurrying servers), but it doesn't distract too much. We are Michiganders, after all; we adapt to vagaries of temperature and clime.

The menu is complex and delightfully varied. In past, I've thought Marco offered rustic Italian or Spanish fare, but in reality the dishes are French-influenced with some international highlights. Our server brings us ice water. He seems dour at first, but becomes friendlier and communicative as the night wears on. We begin with some sparkling wine from Michigan. The bubbles are nice, though the wine itself is much sweeter than I like. Still, it's a nice way to start the meal.

Rather than go the obvious route (calamari), I decide to surprise Juliet and order the mushroom gratin. Her eyes light up—a phenomenon that I love and which, quite frankly, pushes me to perform surprising feats just so I can see her reaction. Is this one of those times? Yes and no. See, just a few days before, I had the extreme pleasure to try trumpet mushrooms at Reserve with sweetbreads and a rabbit gnocchi. They were so amazing, most of my fears were invalidated. I now feel compelled to try other varieties, and Marco's gratin claims "exotic mushrooms" among the ingredients. If by "exotic" they mean "button" they are correct. And I'm still not down with spongy, chewy, button mushrooms. Even so, the dip is thick, cheesy, buttery, with just the right amount of meatiness that, when spread on a crostini or (better yet) the fresh-baked rolls, it's a rich, decadent appetizer...though I am somewhat regretting not ordering the calamari.

For a main entree, I only have eyes for the Chorizo Pizza. Then our waiter trots out tonight's feature: Garlic crusted Black Grouper atop ratatouille and mashed potatoes surrounded by a red pepper sauce. Dilemma! We quickly confer and agree to share those two dishes. Pinot Noir seems like the logical choice and it's a good thing we order two glasses. It is refined, steely, with subdued fruit and vanilla undertones...all of the characteristics of some of the finest Russian River Valley wines. Juliet guesses Williamette Valley. We are both surprised when our server informs us it is from Santa Barbara, from a small-batch winery who only produces 500 cases of this Pinot Noir. Marco is only one of two Michigan restaurants who offer it. (The name he gives us is "Elusive" though I've yet to find any more information on it.)

Our food arrives. My first bite of the pizza is confounding. The chorizo is spicy; the crust is flavorful, light, and crunchy; and the toppings are fresh. But there is something among the pineapple, red onion, and cilantro that eludes me. Luckily, Juliet points out the sauce is actually roasted red peppers. It adds a nice heat and sweetness. Once that mystery is solved, I am able to fully enjoy another slice. The grouper, on the other hand, is immediately recognizable and accessible. I peel off a forkful of thick, moist fish meat, mixing in some veggies from the ratatouille, making sure I get a smidgeon of piped mashed potatoes and red pepper sauce. Simply amazing. The fish is almost like a pork chop, mild yet cloaked in a faux-skin of garlic crust. The ratatouille is as good as any I had in Paris. I find myself ignoring the pizza (for a moment) and digging in, again and again, to the fish.

No room for dessert, unfortunately. I enjoy a quick espresso, then we bundle up again for the trek back out to the car. Chef bids us a good night from the host stand and we thank him for a lovely meal. Marco, with the exception of some recurring lighting difficulties, is an atmospheric and authentic dining experience that might have been plucked from any Parisien boulevard. We will be back, and soon I hope.
She Fed:
The hostess seems slightly disappointed when we announce we do not have reservations and leaves with a furrowed brow to go check the dining room. She quickly returns to report they have one table left in the main dining room or we can dine in the bar. We opt for the former and follow her in, very pleased to find yet another Grand Rapids eatery full and busy.

We decide to start with a glass of sparkling wine and choose one from Michigan, an uncharacterteristic move for us as we tend to prefer dry California, Spanish, or Italian bubbles over the (usually, but not always) sweeter Michigan varieties. The wine isn't as dry as I typically like, but only very slightly sweet.

Jeremy surprises me further by ordering the exotic mushroom gratin to start. I know he's becoming much more adventurous with food, but this seems out of character given there's no "escape hatch" with this appetizer. It's essentially all mushrooms. The gratin arrives piping hot, still bubbling from the oven, and surrounded by crispy slices of French bread. I mound a spoonful of the 'shrooms with their light fontina and asiago cheese sauce on my bread and joyfully munch away. I adore mushrooms. Now the menu lists white truffle oil as an ingredient but I'm getting more of a white wine scent off the dish. Usually I can smell white truffles right off, but tonight I can't taste or smell a trace of the truffle oil. While all the mushrooms appear to be just white button mushrooms (there is nothing exotic going on here), I enjoy the gratin and finish it off. Jeremy's clearly not as taken with it as I am.

Midway through the mushrooms, a bread basket arrives with slices of white bread and two gorgeous freshly-baked rolls. The rolls are piping hot and oh-so-lovely when schmeared with the accompanying herb butter.

My entree comes with a house salad, which we happily split. It's very tasty with a honey vinaigrette coating the mixed greens, caramelized walnuts, and julienne strips of tart apple. The nuts and apple combination reminds me of the Waldorf salads my mother would make when I was a kid. Something about a slightly sweet salad seems kind of naughty; I always feel like I'm getting away with something when I eat one.

We're both torn between a few items on the menu, so we agree to split our dinner orders. Jeremy chooses the pizza with chorizo, pineapple, red onion, cilantro, and a roasted red pepper sauce. It has a fabulous aroma that wafts up to my nose just before it hits the tabletop. The sauce is slightly sweet as is the pineapple. The chorizo packs a nice kick, kind of a slow burn, not too much. I really like the crust which is neither too thick nor too thin. Before I realize it, I devour an entire piece of pizza and eyeball a second one.

In the meantime, Jeremy picks at my fish special, a garlic-crusted black grouper on top of a ring of pureed potatoes filled with ratatouille. The grouper filet is well over two inches thick and as I cut into it I discover what a substantial piece of fish this is. If I didn't know better, I would have sworn this was a piece of chicken or pork. The top of the filet has a very light, crunchy coating of garlic. The ratatouille is divine with red and yellow peppers, eggplant, onions, and zucchini. Each veggie is perfectly cooked with some bite left. (Maybe it's just me but until I tried it, I always assumed ratatouille would be mushy and overcooked.) There is a bit of a kalamata olive relish daubed along the perimeter of the plate. I make myself a perfect fork-full of grouper, potato, ratatouille, and relish. Then I make a few more.

In the spirit of sharing, we enjoy a glass of pinot noir with each of our entrees and it works beautifully with both the fish and the pizza. Marco's only has one pinot noir by the glass and our waiter tell us the Santa Barbara vintner produces only 500 cases per year.

I am impressed to see the chef taking several passes through the dining room, surveying diners and helping clear tables. Our entire experience was a positive one and I would love the chance to go back for lunch or to try the bar menu one night.
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Na Zdorovie!


With 2011 already underway, and winter showing no signs of letting up, we got busy planning our first quarterly party. Having done a cocktail party and an outlaw dinner party in 2010, Juliet felt inspired to fashion a seasonal Russian meal. We began by infusing vodka with orange slices, whole cloves, and candied ginger. Once all guests arrived and sampled appetizers including deviled eggs, homemade dill pickles, and buttered bread with three choices of caviar, we toasted with vodka then settled to the table with glasses of sparkling wine. We began with traditional hot borscht that even non-beet lovers enjoyed. To cleanse the palate, a crispy cabbage slaw salad came next. Then Beef Stroganoff was served, both meat and vegetarian versions with sauteed mushrooms. Finally, we ended with fresh chocolate babka from Wealthy Street Bakery and some Tahitian Vanilla gelato. Special kudos go out to Ian for bringing red wine from Russia. Thanks to everyone who participated, and we hope you'll join us in April for our next quarterly get-together!

Bonefish Grill

(Grand Rapids, MI) With Juliet winging her way back from San Diego and arriving just before rush hour, we thought it wise to seek out an early dinner not too far from the airport. Why not make it a midweek adventure? A quick mental check of nearby restaurants returned Bonefish Grill, a chain with which we've had good luck before. Would the luck hold for one more dinner?



He Fed:
Despite it being Wednesday, the parking lot for Bonefish is packed shortly after 5pm. What the heck? Are there really that many people hungry for seafood on a weeknight? Sure, they might get some overflow from the nearby recently-closed Rock Fire Grille, but I am shocked (and thrilled) to see so many people dining out.

Our original plan was to grab a leisurely drink at the bar, then proceed with dinner. There are so many patrons clogging up the bar, though, that we decide to head straight into the dining room. Good thing, too. No sooner than we're shown to a table when more and more people arrive. It takes no time for the restaurant to fill up. Wow. I had no idea this location was so popular!

We start with a nice glass of Caposaldo "Brut" Prosecco from Veneto, Italy. It is dry and lovely, a nice beginning that whets my appetite for...seafood! On previous visits, I'd have to settle for pork chops or steak or chicken, but tonight I have a craving that only aquatic creatures can sate.

As luck would have it, every Wednesday is "Bang Wednesday": Bang Bang Shrimp for only $5. Now, those of you who know me (either through long, painful years of having the "pleasure" of my acquaintance, or the luckier few who just read this website enough to know my curious peccadilloes), know that I'm hot and cold on shrimp. I've had good ones that have opened my eyes to the possibilities...and I've had the rubbery, strong-tasting ones that turn me off for months at a time. I'm praying for the former tonight.

The appetizer arrives shortly, glistening orange fat curls nesting atop a bed of greens. We break out the chopsticks and I pop in the first bite. Shazam! Spices and red pepper coat the succulent shrimp, aided by a very light creamy sauce. The breading is not too thick or deep fried, but it's not quite tempura either. Likewise, the sauce isn't too sweet or cloying. Everything is perfectly balanced and ephemeral. I would be hard pressed to say I've had a better shrimp dish in any restaurant. (Of course, that excludes the gigantic tempura prawn prepared by Chef Michel Richard that I had the extreme pleasure to eat at a culinary event in 2009.)

Sadly, the shrimp disappears quickly. Time to move on. I am emboldened by our first choice, so I blaze ahead by choosing the Baja Fish Tacos. They are wood-grilled and spiced with cajun seasoning. Right up my alley! One thing I hate about tacos, though, is how messy they can be. It seems I always forget this little point. My first handful is dripping with juices from the mango salsa, so I have to eat quickly. Unfortunately, the fish is a bit too dry. The seasoning is nice and if you get a mouthful with all the components (salsa, lettuce, sour cream, and a spritz of lime), it works. The glass of La Crema Pinot Noir (Sonoma Coast, of course) is a surprising match, and just damn fun to drink.

No plans for dessert when we headed in, but one glance at the lineup convinces us we need to split a piece of the Jamaican Coconut pie. It is a large slice composed of almost entirely shredded, baked coconut with some eggy mixture on the base, topped with whipped cream and a rum sauce. Sweet, toasty, with a deep burnt flavor from the rum, it is one of the best endings to a meal that I've had in a while.

Way too full, we happily pay up and head out to find our car among the throng of vehicles. The next time we visit Bonefish Grill, it will almost certainly be a Wednesday, there will undoubtedly be two orders of Bang Bang Shrimp (and maybe no entree), and dessert will definitely be on the agenda.
She Fed:
Jeremy picks me up from the airport as I'm returning from a three day business trip. Our plan is to get to Bonefish Grill early, grab a drink or two in the bar, and then have dinner. Turns out their parking lot is packed and the bar is standing room only. We quickly decide to skip a pre-dinner drink and go right to a table while there are still a few available.

One of my favorite appetizers at Bonefish is the Bang Bang Shrimp and tonight is "Bang Wednesday", meaning the $8.50 app is specially priced at $5. I consider ordering two portions, dumping both on a side salad, and calling it the perfect dinner. Reality sets in, though, so we opt to split one order and enjoy with two glasses of Prosseco. I don't know what it is about saving three bucks, but clearly the promotion is a popular one. I watch more than a dozen orders of the shrimp being delivered to other tables.

The coating on the shrimp is very light and the sauce is spicy, slightly sweet, and a bit creamy. Food Network magazine ran a recipe last year with their "interpretation" of Bang Bang Shrimp. I recall it was essentially deep fried shrimp tossed in a mixture of Thai sweet sauce, sriracha, and mayo. Trust me, that description isn't doing it justice. The shrimp are delicious: crispy, lightly sweet, and highly addictive. Even Jeremy (the guy who hates seafood, remember?) is grooving on them.

Despite just spending three days on the West Coast in a port city surrounded by fresh fish and seafood, I have every intention of ordering some simply grilled fish. I'm pretty close to settling on either the tilapia with mango salsa or the salmon with lemon butter, when I see one of tonight's specials is "Giant Shrimp Pad Thai". I check with the server who says she just tried it for the first time this week and it's her new favorite dish on the menu. That's good enough for me.

Just before our entrees are delivered, our server brings three small dishes with condiments for my pad Thai. Going from mildest to hottest: a blend of "spicy salt"; chili oil; and red pepper flakes. I've only recently discovered Thai food, but I don't remember ever being served condiments for pad Thai before. I'm wondering if it's so bland it needs a little kick start or something?

True to its name, there are four huge tail-on shrimp perched perfectly atop a generous bowl of rice noodles intermingled with blobs of scrambled eggs, long strands of shredded carrots, chopped cilantro, and diced peanuts. Beautiful. I give the dish a big squeeze of lime and dig in. It's not bland, but it is a little too sweet so I drizzle some of the chili oil over the whole plate, mix it in well and give it a second try. Much, much better. The chili oil actually helps bring out the other flavors of the Pad Thai. Now I'm getting the full effect of all the ingredients—sweet from the carrots and peanutty sauce; sour from the lime juice and fish sauce; spicy heat from chili oil; and even a scootch of bitter from the cilantro. While it's not the absolute best pad Thai I ever had (not that I would expect that here), it is quite good.

I only eat about half of the bowl as I have my eye on the dessert menu. I saw the Jamaican rum coconut pie earlier and can't stop thinking about it. Jeremy and I agree to split a piece and it does not disappoint. The pie is slightly warm and sitting on a bed of sweet rum sauce. More like coconut macaroon than coconut pie, it's extremely dense and jam-packed with coconut. We devour it quickly and declare tonight's dinner a success.

By now, the restaurant is filled to capacity and there's a long wait line as we exit. With all the headlines about the struggling economy and several businesses nearby closing their doors, it is wonderful to see a Grand Rapids restaurant packed on a Wednesday night!
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Tre Cugini

(Grand Rapids, MI) When our good friends JoJo and Ivy suggested we all get together for dinner at Tre Cugini, downtown Grand Rapids, it seemed the perfect idea for the next HeFedSheFed.com review. After all, what better way to enjoy "authentic Italian cuisine" than with the people who vacationed in Rome with us! We bundled up against the blustery January evening and headed out for another adventure with our fellow foodies...



He Fed:
To be honest, I am not very excited about tonight's dinner. I've been to Tre Cugini twice in the past, and both times have been underwhelming. Not bad, mind you...just fallen short of expectations. I take Juliet's arm and walk her from the nearby parking lot to the entrance. It is cold and windy, and we are glad to get inside. There is the requisite awkwardness at the host stand, where we must suggest they take our coats.

Our dinner companions have not yet arrived, so we stroll to the bar and order a couple glasses of Lunetta Prosecco Brut Trentino-Alto Adige to sip while we wait. (More and more, I find myself enjoying a nice glass of bubbles before dinner. It eases the mood, enlivens the palate, and awakens appetite.) Unwisely, we choose the seats nearest the entrance so when more people come in, the icy wind outside sneaks through the vestibule and hits us, shivering. We move seats deeper into the warm restaurant.

Already our bartender is a tad overwhelmed by the Saturday night influx of diners, so by the time our drinks arrive so have JoJo and Ivy. We wave across the room as their coats are taken, then the hostess leads us all to a table near the back of the dining room.

Thanks to their website (and because none of the nightly specials interest me), I already know what I want. Well, I should say I have a good idea what I want. Because I've become much more adventurous lately, I'm leaving my choices open to whatever the group wants. For an appetizer, I'm open to either the Frittura di Calamari or Ostriche Fritte Impanato con Polenta All'Aoili (fried oysters). Everyone seems to like the calamari idea so we go with that, as well as the Bresaola della Valtellina con Tallegio e Carciofi Martinati (cured beef with cheese, artichokes, crostini) and Mozzarella e Pomodori alla Caprese (cheese with tomato and marinated bell peppers). Initially, I am a bit disappointed in the calamari. I am hoping they are tossed and coated with the tangy marinara sauce, but it comes on the side. Otherwise, the calamari is offered much the same as elsewhere. The taste is good and the preparation is decent. There is a bit of springiness here and there, but it's not bad. Solid calamari, overall, but not spectacular. The Bresaola, however, is really really good. It's easy to make a little sandwich out of the components, and the slightly greasy meat coats your mouth in a most pleasant way. On the opposite side of the spectrum, the mozzarella is amazing as well. Creamy, smooth, and fresh (made in-house!). It is comforting and contagious. I want more, but I'm not going to horn in on our vegetarian's only app. I am keeping my eye on the plate, though, just in case she gets too full.

I should mention here that I spent considerable time choosing a wine to go with the appetizer course. The details about which wine goes with what, which vintages are best, which regions are considered "in"...I fall down on all that stuff. It just doesn't stick in my mind that well (or, probably closer to the truth, I haven't given it due diligence). But, tonight, I wanted to be prepared and hopefully surprise our friends with a decent choice, for once. I pored through different articles on the internet. Since I already knew we were probably going to order the calamari (it's a crowd-pleaser) and artichokes were almost always on the menu in an Italian restaurant, I focused on those two components. Across the board, Chianti was the preferred recommendation. Not surprising, I guess, but my gut would have avoided Chianti (it just sounds so cliche, right?). After checking their wine list, I chose the 2004 Rocca delle Macie Chianti Reserva. Everyone seemed cool with it, so that's what we ordered. I really enjoyed the interplay of vanilla and dark chocolate in the nose, and a slightly ashy taste at the back end. Some spicy notes as well. Overall, a very bright and lively Chianti, much better than some of the Classico varieties we've stocked at home.

For the main course, I have eyes for only one dish: Risotto con Salsiccia di Maiale, Gorgonzola e Pistachio. A rather unassuming shallow bowl arrives with a calm pool of risotto pasta flecked with grey-brown bits of pork sausage and verdant islands of pistachio nuts. My first bite is salty, meaty, crunchy, and luscious on the tongue. With my second bite, I begin to have flashbacks and I have to look around frantically. This is Grand Rapids, right? Have I gone back in time? With JoJo and Ivy at our table and this Authentic Italian Cuisine (trust me, this deserves Caps) in front of me, surely we've been transported back to Rome? The risotto is so perfectly prepared, it might as well have come from the kitchen of some trattoria on a side street in Rome. My only complaint (and it is a very light complaint), I expected more punch from the gorgonzola. JoJo, too, finds her gorgonzola gnocchi lacking that punch.

Thankfully, JoJo accepts responsibility for the main wine selection, and her choice is spot on. Although the wine list in-house shows a 2001, we are told the list is out of date and they only have the 2003 San Marcellino Rocca di Montegrossi...which we're told is every bit as good as the 2001. Riiiiiiiiiight. Our doubts dissipate, however, upon the first sip. (Further research reveals this is a Sangiovese blend Chianti Classico from Tuscany, so no wonder it goes so well as a follow-up to the Chianti we had with our app.) The big sweetness and licorice aftertaste tames my fatty pork dish so well, I find myself taking a bite, taking a sip, taking a bite, taking a sip...

Despite initial misgivings, my qualms over Tre Cugini's previous missteps are nearly gone. Food is good to great; service is likewise. Prices are perhaps slightly high, but when they hit a high note, they really hit it. We opt to bundle back up after settling the bill and head home, where Juliet has baked a pear tart and intends to whip some cream. There might even be a good bottle of Italian wine left in the cellar, who knows?
She Fed:
It feels like decades since we've seen JoJo and Ivy and I'm very excited for tonight. It's not until we arrive that I remember the last time we came to Tre Cugini was with them as well. I also remember Jeremy was not remotely impressed with the restaurant and, even though I enjoyed it, we've never been back. I'm hoping tonight will change his mind because I love Italian fare and Tre Cugini is close to home.

Jeremy and I order a glass of Prosecco at the bar and it arrives just as our friends walk in. Once we're seated, there's much catching up, followed by lively debate on the menu...which appetizers to share, who's ordering what for dinner, should we split some salads, etc. You get four passionate foodies at the table and it takes forever to order!

We decide to start with three appetizers: the deep fried calamari with marinara; the fresh house made mozzerella with roasted tomatoes and marinated bell peppers; and the bresaola with tallegio, artichokes, and crostini. Jeremy's been on a calamari kick for 18 months, ever since we had mind-blowing calamari in Sonoma, and since then we've eaten our way through more than our fair share of mediocre calamari. Tonight's is good, but not great. In all fairness, I'm not sure any restaurant can compete with calamari dusted in Italian cheeses and flash-fried to order by a chef friend out West. We might be measuring all others with impossibly high standards.

The fresh mozzerella with the tomatoes and peppers is delightful. I love when eating cheese feels virtuous! I'm ready to eat the entire platterful until I remember we've got a vegetarian at the table who can't partake in the other two offerings.

I've been obsessed with tallegio since we went to Rome (also with JoJo and Ivy) a few years ago and I'm more excited about the tallegio garnish than the bresaola. It's hard to find bresaola around here. I suspect the process of curing and air drying beef is timely and expensive. Perhaps there's not a huge demand for it in Grand Rapids either? I take a slice of the beef and wrap it around a cube of tallegio and part of an artichoke heart. It's lovely. My one complaint with this dish is that they put three crostinis on an appetizer platter for four people. Would it really cost too much for our server to toss one more crostini on the plate?

I'm feeling the need for more veggies tonight so I order the arugula and pear salad with Parmesan cheese and a lemon olive oil dressing. The baby arugula is tender, peppery, and contrasts nicely with the pear slices. The big shards of Parm give it a nutty bite while the dressing is low-key. I adore arugula salads and remind myself to make them more often. Why is it restaurant salads are so much better than what I concoct at home?

There are way too many entrees to choose from on the menu. Fish, steak, pasta—it all sounds wonderful tonight. I'd been planning to go with pasta, but instead decide to go with the Branzino, a fish from Northern Italy often sold as Mediterranean or European seabass. I had branzino last fall in Manhattan and fell in love with its light buttery flavor. Tonight's is listed as "grilled whole or cleaned boneless". I ask for it cleaned as I'm not in the mood to deal with a couple of eyes peeking up at me from my plate tonight.

One of my pet peeves is "surprising textures" in foods. A hunk of cartilidge-riddled meat in a soup or stew, an unpitted olive in a group of pitted olives, that sort of thing. So when the first three bites of my fish have multiple bones in them, I begin to panic. There's not a few bones, but rather a lot of bones and it's such an unpleasant experience that my throat actually begins to close up. My mind is racing. Do I send it back? Ask for something else? How can I handle this to avoid any awkwardness for the table?

I concentrate on the grilled asparagus, which is lightly charred from the flames and absolutely divine. I move on to the roasted new potatoes with their salty crust and steaming pulpy insides. Then there are the lovely little olives, piccholines with pits intact. (If I know there's a pit in there it's not a surprise.) My favorite bite is a little piece of asparagus, some potato, and a tidbit of the briny olive. Yum.

So by now I've demolished most of the veggies and I have this damn bony fish on my plate. I decide to give it one more go, and lo and behold there are no bones. Then a bone-free second bite, and a third. Whew, I seem to be in the clear. Now I can concentrate on enjoying the fish instead of picking bones out of my teeth. Exactly as I had before, the branzino is white and flaky with a clean, lightly buttery flavor.

When the four of us dine out, typically JoJo and Jeremy are in charge of selecting the wines. I'm happy to just sit back and enjoy the ride and they always make great choices. Tonight Jeremy chooses a Chianti to pair with the appetizers, primarily because his online research earlier in the day mentioned it will go well with calamari. Surprisingly enough it works well with all three apps as well as our salads. To go with dinner, JoJo selects a Rocca di Montegrossi and again it compliments our entrees. (I should mention JoJo ordered the four cheese gnocchi and Ivy the halibut.) Remember when old school wine thinking would have dictated white wine for Ivy and I because we were having fish? I love those rules being chucked out the window.

Despite the bones in the fish that was supposed to be "cleaned boneless", I enjoy dinner and would return to Tre Cugini again. Our server is helpful and personable. The wines JoJo and Jeremy picked go well with all of our varied dishes and are reasonably priced. We will go back, but I might stick with pasta next time.
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The Best and Worst of 2010


With our first year behind us, we thought it would be fun to answer questions we get from time to time (repeatedly, for some), as well as reflect on which adventures really stood out and which still stick in our craw. Thus, we give you...(drumroll)...The Best and Worst of 2010!

Why do you guys write these reviews?
  • Juliet: A little over three years ago, we got the unique opportunity to travel and dine in some pretty fabulous places due to my new job. Friends would ask us about our experiences and to rate the meals we enjoyed. over time, those same friends would ask us for recommendations, not only here in Grand Rapids, but all over the country. Publishing our travel and food experiences online just seemed like the most efficient way to share with our friends. I never expected anyone other than a few family members and friends to ever read any of this.
  • Jeremy: We are writers, and we are eaters. The former, we don't do enough; the latter, too much. We're not out to make a big name for ourselves or throw our weight around. Dining out is just something we do on a regular basis, and enough people have asked us over the years "How was it?" that we may as well go on record with our opinions.

Do you go out every week?
  • Juliet: We typically go out one night a week to get new material for the website. I absolutely love to cook at home, but with my work and travel schedule we both tend to eat out more than once a week. It can be tough when I've been on the road all week and come home wanting to cook up a storm over the weekend and Jeremy just wants to take his wife out on a date. Another thing that can be challenging is when we want to go back to a favorite haunt, but we only have one day together that week and we have to go someplace new so we can write a review. Sometimes you just want to hit your favorite spot, you know? But I can't complain. We're incredibly lucky. When we travel either for vacation or one of my business trips, we typically get to go out to several new places which gives us lots of new experiences and material.
  • Jeremy: Not always, but we try to make up for it when we do skip a regular review. Our goal is to deliver fresh, hot reviews to your eyeballs or inbox (whichever you prefer). We did pretty good the first year, totaling 63 posts and well over 52 of them actual reviews.

Does anyone but your friends and family read your reviews?
  • Juliet: Frankly, I am continually amazed that anyone reads this. I mean, why would anyone give a flip if I like the cobb salad at XYZ restaurant? What's truly ironic is that the two people whose opinions matter most to me (my mother and father) don't read this and never have, to my knowledge. I was paralyzed with fear for the first month worrying about their reactions...needlessly, it turns out. Despite that, it is extremely flattering that we have loyal subscribers and fans. And I'm downright gobsmacked we have followers on Twitter.
  • Jeremy: Surprisingly, yes. We get emails from people all over the world, commenting on our missives. It's nice to know we've entertained a wider variety of people beyond our close circle of acquaintances.

Who do you work for?
  • Juliet: I am an Associate Kitchen and Bath Designer and recently earned my CAPS (Certified Aging in Place Specialist) certification. I manage designer outreach and education for a major Michigan manufacturer.
  • Jeremy: The FBI...no, the CIA. No, wait...KGB. Actually, we are not undercover spies for a competing business. Nor are we out to decimate anyone's career or reputation. We're just two foodies looking for that next "high".

Do you take requests?
  • Juliet: We always welcome requests and will try to work them in to our schedule. For the record, we would never accept coupons, discounts or anything gratis from a restaurant. Before, during or after a review. I am very paranoid too about taking quick covert notes and basically keeping our purpose a secret during each visit. How could we ever say we were unbiased if we accepted free drinks or a comp appetizer?
  • Jeremy: Absolutely. Everybody has their favorite watering hole or hot dog joint, and we're always looking for fresh meat. Literally.

Can I tag along?
  • Juliet: We've invited friends to go with us and always welcome folks to join us in the fun. And truly, what's more fun than sharing a good meal, an enjoyable evening and a memorable experience with friends?
  • Jeremy: Sure thing. We always appreciate company, and we're interested in other people's opinions. Follow us on Twitter and Facebook, where we try to give a heads-up before we hit somewhere. If you want to tag along, send us an email!

What was your best experience of 2010?

Juliet:
I can't choose one single experience, but I will offer up Reserve in downtown Grand Rapids as the restaurant I'm most excited about. Having an authentic charcuterie counter and 100+ wines by the glass within walking distance of our home is quite honestly mind-blowing. The staff at Reserve genuinely cares about the food they create and serve. In fact, they get downright passionate about it. Reserve's special events are truly "special". Our experience at their Suckling Pig Dinner was simply over the top. We've had many wonderful experiences in 2010 from Sonoma to Manhattan to Paris, but we keep going back to Reserve.
Jeremy:
This was a tough call, particularly because 2010 brought so many new adventures including trips to California, New York, and Paris. Seasonal in NYC went on to earn their first Michelin star, months after I visited. Le Gaigne in France melted my heart with their delicate dishes. Yet, when I look back, I have to say my favorite is Willi's Wine Bar in Santa Rosa, CA. Everything just clicked: the quality of ingredients; the outstanding service; the wide and varied dishes; the warm weather. We went twice and can pronounce it consistent. I want to go again, every time we're in Santa Rosa.

What was your worst experience of 2010?

Juliet:
My worst experience was at Rock Fire Grille when the waiter delivered a bowl of obviously spoiled steamed mussels. The entire bowl smelled "off" and he then proceeded to argue with us about their freshness. While his first priority should have been our health and welfare, unfortunately he was focused on the size of his tip and turning our table over quickly. Some people might say that could have been a one time incident, but I will argue that Rock Fire Grille management clearly failed to properly screen and train this server and in all likelihood, other if not all their servers. Yuck, gross and boo.
Jeremy:
Unfortunately this was an easier decision, mostly because we've had so few "bad" experiences in 2010. Blue Cow Cafe stumbled mightily in service and preparation, but we felt it was just an off night. Likewise, Riingo and Cygnus 27 ruined the concept of brunch for me. At the bottom of the heap, however, is Rock Fire Grille. Although our old ratings system (now banished) may point to another culprit or two, Rock Fire really left a bad taste in my mouth. The more I dwell on it, the more that particular experience stands out. I don't plan to ever go back; life is too short for unsatisfactory adventures.
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Olive's Restaurant and Bar

(Grand Rapids, MI) On our way to run errands before our traditional Hoppin' John New Year's Day get-together, we knew we'd have to grab lunch somewhere. Juliet tasked me with finding a place, so I hopped on Google and found Olive's Restaurant and Bar. The menu looked eclectic enough to warrant a glass of wine. Sold! We bundled up and headed out for East Grand Rapids...



He Fed:
I've driven by Olive's in past, but never thought to stop in. Not sure why; whenever I'm in "East" there are some other favorites that I just gravitate towards instead. We find a spot outside and head in, past a heavy rubberized curtain protecting the entry from the elements. It makes it awkward to hold open the door for Juliet. (Later, I notice some passersby who seem stymied by the doorway, unsure if or how they should enter.)

We are greeted by our server, who is working the entire dining area today, it seems. She is friendly (perhaps too friendly, calling us "my darlings" several times; I can't decide if it's annoying or endearing) but not overly efficient. Decor is mostly wood, with some interesting paint choices. There are some cabinets in the corner made up to the look like gifts for the holiday season (we believe there is storage and wine racks behind the gift wrapped doors). The whole restaurant seems to have a laid-back, homey vibe. I'm uneasy about the food now.

To start, I order a cup of the Tomato Blue Cheese Bisque. A nice hot cup of soup sounds good, and it turns out to be very nice: well-blended tomato with tiny, tiny chunks of vegetable (celery? hard to tell) and a low-key blue cheese. The light and smoky Laforet Pinot Noir actually complements it, and I am pleased with my choice of wine. While I spoon up the last of the bisque, a cook runs out from the kitchen and dashes toward the D&W Fresh Market just across the parking lot opposite. He come back a few minutes later with, presumably, some ingredients they needed. It must be nice having a grocery store so close by!

I am not overly hungry, so I opt for a single small plate of the Shanghai Cabbage Rolls. About six of the rolls arrive on a pretty plate swirled with pepper jelly, alongside a splash of Sriracha. The tender insides of ground pork, jasmine rice, and water chestnuts are earthy but ethereal. The Napa cabbage exterior, though, are a bit too overcooked...but not by much. I prefer my cabbage with a bit of snap left in it. Taste is spot on, however. The sweet-hot combo hits all the right notes on my palate. Again, surprisingly, the Laforet stands up to the spiciness. Wonders never cease!

By the time we finish, more people are starting to pour in. Our server begins to get a little swamped and help arrives from the kitchen. As we pay our bill, we're surprised to find a secret coupon inside that we're not supposed to open; it'll be opened by the server the next time we stop in for a bite. It's a good marketing ploy, and one we'll utilize. Although the lunch didn't surprise me, I am pleased enough to want to come back.
She Fed:
As we walk in, the bartender who's doubling as the sole waitress invites us to sit anywhere. We choose a table by the window and do a little people watching, East Grand Rapids style. I get the added benefit of watching some of the action in the kitchen via the little pass-through window from the dining room.

Olive's menu has plenty of unique starters, salads and sandwiches. I'm debating between the turkey sloppy joe and the zucchini parmesan sandwich. The Cuban panini sounds good too, but I have eaten far too much meat this holiday and decide to go vegetarian with the beet and goat cheese salad. I order a glass of California cabernet sauvignon and a cup of soup to start.

I opt for the broccoli cheddar soup and regret my choice immediately. Most cheddar-based soups are gloppy and gooey, which defeats the whole point of ordering a salad. I don't know what I was thinking, but it turns out to be a pleasant surprise. The soup is flavorful with chunks of perfectly and uniformly diced carrots, celery, and onion. There is a slight but not overpowering or greasy cheddar flavor. The broccoli is bright and green, not the horrid grey-green shade you usually find. All the veggies have a very slight crunch to them, not too much, but just a little tooth. There is no glop or goo here. It's a brilliant little warm-up to lunch.

While I've been oohing and aahing over my soup, I notice chef has been keeping an eye on our table. Our waitress checks in on us too. In fact, she's buzzing around the entire room waiting on several tables, making drinks and pouring wines behind the bar, and delivering food with apparent ease.

My salad arrives: drop-dead gorgeous! Light green bibb adorned with purple hunks of beets, orange slices, blobs of goat cheese, green pistachios, and schmears of creme fraiche. Maybe because the landscape is so dreary this time of year, colorful food seems especially important right now. One bite of the salad and I'm fawning all over it. The beets are perfectly cooked and the oranges are sweet and refreshing. The pistachio vinaigrette includes what must be a quarter cup of the meaty morsels. Chef is generous with the goat cheese, too. As I use the beets to scoop up the goat cheese and creme fraiche, my plate is left with pretty swirls of pink. This is one of the best salads ever and I am eager to return to Olives to enjoy more of their menu. A leading culinary magazines recently predicted the demise of the beet and goat cheese salad in 2011. Like hemlines, food trends come and go, but I hope they're wrong. It's one of my favorites and Olives elevates it to a whole new level.
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